Horror

So, you’ve found yourself trapped in a horror movie. First of all, my condolences. Secondly, don’t panic (yet). While the odds of survival aren’t exactly in your favor, this probably useless guide might just save your life—or at least make your final moments mildly entertaining. Let’s get started. 1. Don’t Investigate Strange Noises © Mikhail …

We all know the drill. A horror movie comes along, creeps us out, and we leave the theater clutching our popcorn bags like they’re the last vestiges of safety in a world full of terror. But then, something worse happens: the sequel. Suddenly, the very villains that haunted our dreams are… well, kind of awkward. …